Loyal Order of the Deceitful Weasels

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The Weasel Oath

The time has come to take a stand;
to honor a flower that dots the land.
Remember fondly your first bouquet.
The dandelion is here to stay.
A gladiator in fields of green,
the toughest flower you've ever seen!
"Mother nature's pride and joy",
the world's mascot we employ;
yellow jewels beneath our feet,
soft as dew - a summer's treat.
When summer jewels puff up white,
make a wish to your heart's delight.
Golden crowns with blades of green:
the dandelion reigns supreme!